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*steps up to microphone*

"I once ate an entire half-gallon of raspberry sherbet. It turned my poo bright red. I thought I had colon cancer."

*wanders away*
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winnett From: [info]winnett Date: March 28th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
*stands up with the crowd and cheers*
sabotlours From: [info]sabotlours Date: March 28th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Raspberry Crystal Light will also do that to you.

Now sing something!
lamaupin From: [info]lamaupin Date: March 28th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Uhm...thank you for sharing?
molasses From: [info]molasses Date: March 28th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
beet salad.
its like shitting garburated intestines.

what else you got?
scarletjezebel From: [info]scarletjezebel Date: March 28th, 2007 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
D'you remember "Tongue Splashers" gum? Came in a full-size paint can? I consumed the entire can over maybe a two week period ... and of course I swallow my gum ...

Turquoise.

Scared the ... well, you know! ... outta me.

I still swallow my gum, though. :)
pixink From: [info]pixink Date: March 28th, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

I don't have any good poo stories! Elf has a poo story, but I will not tell it here, for I do not want to embarrass the ... poo! out of him.
royal_spice From: [info]royal_spice Date: March 28th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

*tap tap* is this thing on?

Beets = OMG-I'm-dying-of-teh-red-poo! :)
strafer_jack From: [info]strafer_jack Date: March 29th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
There's a book out there called (I think) "The Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll." In it is an essay by a guy who wanted to find out how long it would take eating just corn for his poo to become 100% corn. I think it was about 4 days. Anyway, he backs it up with photos.
romanzseer From: [info]romanzseer Date: March 30th, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Am I going to die?

I had a similar experience...In a drunken stupor I managed to eat three cans of beets and drink the liquid (on a dare).

The next morning, I woke and had to pee, completely forgetting about the night before; and looked down to see a bright red stream of urine that NEVER ENDED.

I thought I was gonna die while peeing into the toilet.
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